If you’re here to work, collaborate, pitch something useful, talk travel, talk business, or send information that belongs in ESCAPING—you’re in the right place.
If you’re here to send a 900-word press release about a product nobody asked for, save us both the time.
What I Actually Do – Kimberly here…
I build functioning business systems out of ideas that don’t fit neatly into categories.
• Offer development & revenue strategy
• AI and automation systems
• Content & customer-acquisition architecture
• Pinterest strategy & digital-product planning
• Workflow simplification & launch planning
• Identifying what needs to be cut, fixed, automated, or monetized
I don’t do motivational speeches and I don’t do workbooks you never open. I want to know what you’re building, who’s supposed to buy it, how they’re supposed to find you, and why the hell your business currently requires twelve unnecessary steps to accomplish one simple task.
That’s usually where the money is hiding.
Travel & ESCAPING
International travel, longer stays, luxury escapes, and curated experiences for people who want more than a five-day itinerary packed with compulsory sightseeing. This arm is still expanding—services will be added as they become available.
Media, Press & Collaboration
Open to relevant media, interviews, partnerships, destination opportunities, and editorial work that actually fits the publication.
ESCAPING covers: political commentary, business, geographic freedom, travel, cultural intelligence, and Daily Fuckcabulary-level linguistic misconduct.
If your pitch connects naturally to one of those, send it.
If you have to perform Olympic-level mental gymnastics to explain why it belongs here, it probably doesn’t.
Tips, Story Leads & Political Fuckery
Political absurdity, ridiculous policy decisions, travel changes, strange international developments, cultural stories, business opportunities, spectacular examples of institutional nonsense—all fair game. Include the original source whenever possible. Receipts make everything better.
Fuckcabulary.
Encountered a situation so ridiculous the English language has failed to provide an adequate word for it?
Congratulations. You may have discovered a Fuckcabulary emergency.
Send the situation. No promises. Some fuckery simply cannot be linguistically rehabilitated.
Ground Rules
• No confidential business info through the general contact form.
• No passwords, no financial account numbers, no medical information.
• For consulting: start with the basic situation. Sensitive details come later through the appropriate channel.
• For media/collaboration: include your name, company or publication, what you’re requesting, and your deadline.
• If your message begins with “Dear Website Owner,” I already know how this relationship ends.
Use the form below. Select the subject that best matches your message:
• Business Consulting
• Travel & ESCAPING
• Media / Press
• Partnerships & Collaborations
• Story Tip
• Daily Fuckcabulary
• General Inquiry
I read what matters. The robots can deal with the rest.