SHAQUILLE O’NEAL HONORARY FBI AGENT: SHAQ, YOU COULDN’T WAIT FOUR FUCKING YEARS?
The words Shaquille O’Neal honorary FBI agent were not on my 2026…
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE QR CODE: THE GOVERNMENT ASKED AMERICANS TO REPORT NEGATIVE HISTORY. THAT WENT WELL.
Well, y’all. The National Park Service QR code story has landed on…
FREE BIRD IS NOW MY PERSONALITY DISORDER
I have recently discovered that “Free Bird” is apparently my theme song….
FBI + BESTIALITY + US CONGRESSIONAL HEARING, WTF?
There are certain sentences I never expected to write, and “the FBI…
SHE HAS CHECKED THAT MAILBOX 47 TIMES. THE FICTIONAL GOVERNMENT CHECK IS STILL MISSING.
Every afternoon, she approaches the mailbox dressed for financial deliverance. The fictional government check does not exist, but that has not interrupted the ceremony.
The $5,000 Trump Dividend Is Sitting in the Same Mailbox as Your DOGE Check
On September 9, at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, President Trump…
TRUMP-A-PALOOZA EMPTY SEATS: APPARENTLY EVERYBODY HAD SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE
The Trump-a-Palooza empty seats in Dallas were not necessarily the political disaster everyone assumed. Perhaps the chairs were practicing social distancing.
Moving Abroad Exit Strategy: Build Yours Before You Pack
There is a particular moment when “I would love to live abroad…
REMOTE RETAIL CONSULTING BUSINESS: TURN WHAT YOU NOTICE INTO PASSPORT PROFITSS
I can walk into a beautiful boutique, admire the products, speak to…
Trump Power Grid Emergency: Apparently Transformers Are Political Now
The Trump power grid emergency has officially arrived, which is how I…