FBI + BESTIALITY + US CONGRESSIONAL HEARING, WTF?
byThere are certain sentences I never expected to write, and “the FBI…
SHE HAS CHECKED THAT MAILBOX 47 TIMES. THE FICTIONAL GOVERNMENT CHECK IS STILL MISSING.
byEvery afternoon, she approaches the mailbox dressed for financial deliverance. The fictional government check does not exist, but that has not interrupted the ceremony.
The $5,000 Trump Dividend Is Sitting in the Same Mailbox as Your DOGE Check
byOn September 9, at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, President Trump…
TRUMP-A-PALOOZA EMPTY SEATS: APPARENTLY EVERYBODY HAD SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE
byThe Trump-a-Palooza empty seats in Dallas were not necessarily the political disaster everyone assumed. Perhaps the chairs were practicing social distancing.
Moving Abroad Exit Strategy: Build Yours Before You Pack
byThere is a particular moment when “I would love to live abroad…
REMOTE RETAIL CONSULTING BUSINESS: TURN WHAT YOU NOTICE INTO PASSPORT PROFITSS
byI can walk into a beautiful boutique, admire the products, speak to…
Trump Power Grid Emergency: Apparently Transformers Are Political Now
byThe Trump power grid emergency has officially arrived, which is how I…
Trump Tariffs Canada: The Grocery-Aisle Cold War Nobody Asked For
byAmerica and Canada have decided that peace is overrated when there are…
SHAQUILLE O’NEAL HONORARY FBI AGENT: SHAQ, YOU COULDN’T WAIT FOUR FUCKING YEARS?
byThe words Shaquille O’Neal honorary FBI agent were not on my 2026…
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE QR CODE: THE GOVERNMENT ASKED AMERICANS TO REPORT NEGATIVE HISTORY. THAT WENT WELL.
byWell, y’all. The National Park Service QR code story has landed on…
FREE BIRD IS NOW MY PERSONALITY DISORDER
byI have recently discovered that “Free Bird” is apparently my theme song….