Eric Schmitt Jack Smith Hawks Hawkeyes: A Conspiracy That Tripped Over a Mascot
byPreviously on The Young and the Perjurious…Starring Eric Schmitt Jack Smith Hawks…
ESCAPING THE L’ORANGE ERA
Trump Power Grid Emergency: Apparently Transformers Are Political Now
byThe Trump power grid emergency has officially arrived, which is how I…
TRUMP-A-PALOOZA EMPTY SEATS: APPARENTLY EVERYBODY HAD SOMEWHERE ELSE TO BE
byThe Trump-a-Palooza empty seats in Dallas were not necessarily the political disaster everyone assumed. Perhaps the chairs were practicing social distancing.
The $5,000 Trump Dividend Is Sitting in the Same Mailbox as Your DOGE Check
byOn September 9, at the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, President Trump…
SHE HAS CHECKED THAT MAILBOX 47 TIMES. THE FICTIONAL GOVERNMENT CHECK IS STILL MISSING.
byEvery afternoon, she approaches the mailbox dressed for financial deliverance. The fictional government check does not exist, but that has not interrupted the ceremony.
FBI + BESTIALITY + US CONGRESSIONAL HEARING, WTF?
byThere are certain sentences I never expected to write, and “the FBI…
NATIONAL PARK SERVICE QR CODE: THE GOVERNMENT ASKED AMERICANS TO REPORT NEGATIVE HISTORY. THAT WENT WELL.
byWell, y’all. The National Park Service QR code story has landed on…
SHAQUILLE O’NEAL HONORARY FBI AGENT: SHAQ, YOU COULDN’T WAIT FOUR FUCKING YEARS?
byThe words Shaquille O’Neal honorary FBI agent were not on my 2026…
Trump Tariffs Canada: The Grocery-Aisle Cold War Nobody Asked For
byAmerica and Canada have decided that peace is overrated when there are…